Johnson: I'm gonna bounce back and when I do I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke. Johnson: What was it? Marie Kimble Johnson: 'The Way We Were.' Navin R. Johnson: Why are you crying? And why are you wearing that old dress? Marie Kimble Johnson: Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. Gas Station Attendant: Not even for $1.10 an hour? Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing. Johnson: But sir, I don't even work here. Gas Station Attendant: Boy, get to work in there! Navin R. Johnson: You mean I'm going to stay this color? Mother: I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.
View Quote Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew.
